January 2010
117 posts
7 Easy Ways to Lose Weight Without Starving or... →
While I was packing to transfer to another desk.
Me: (looking at the desk transfer form) What is churn date? What is CHURN? I know churn is related to milk.
Keat: Churn... parang IT'S YOUR CHURN.
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I'm moving to another desk
Me: (Manager's name) I'll move to the other area. You'll not see me Facebook-ing anymore!
Manager: That's right. (laughs)
Me: Hey I finish my work before I Facebook!
Manager: That's why I don't mind that you do it. BUT YOU SHOULD BEHAVE YOURSELF!
What I realized while watching "Kung Tayo'y...
If your husband knocks up another girl, get an annulment, TAKE ALL HIS MONEY and take your kids with you. It would be less complicated in the long run and you basically cut off his balls. WONDERFUL.
idiot idiom
punchkickcombo:
To Err is Human. To Arr is to Pirate
ARRRR!
“People may or may not like you [for standing your ground], but they will respect...”
– Corazon Aquino, 11th President of the Republic of the Philippines
I don’t wanna be a bitch or anything, but I’m really tired and I’ve been working since 5am, so would it be okay if I go to the pantry and rest my zzzzZZZzzzz… |-o
The Killers Asia Tour Cancelled →
Sorry guys.
Why We Gave Away Our Home →
Great and inspiring article.
Golden Spoon →
OMG new Froyo place in Magallanes! MUST GO THERE.
“We must now become a government committed to accountability. A government that...”
– Noynoy Aquino
To Globe Subscribers
ondoy:
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Quotable Quotes from Raschid Part 2
Raschid: Hanapan mo nga ako ng girlfriend.
Me: Ayan ka na naman. Ano bang gusto mo?
Raschid. Gusto ko ng cowboy. Simple pero may dating. COWBOY.
Me: Ohmygawd siraulo ka HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Quotable Quotes from Raschid
Me: Where are you going? Susunduin mo girlfriend mo?
Raschid: Joke lang yun. Wala akong girlfriend.
Me: OWS??
Raschid: Siguro magkakaroon ako ng girlfriend next month.
Me: Hah? Lakas ng fighting spirit! Why?
Raschid: Coz next month is MATING SEASON.
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ANG GAGO MO!
“My motto for work is, “SMALL BY SMALL, IN TIME YOU WILL SUCCESS.”
– Buddy’s rendition of, “Little by little, in time you will succeed.”
“Why do you have a lot of food on your table all the time?”
– My manager
“Ibang case ka talaga. NUT CASE ka.”
– Pinky (to me)
