April 2010
49 posts
Because Cyrus is a Saint
Me: So who's that fugly girl in Mendiola that you kissed?
Cyrus: *girl's name*. See? I make fugly girls feel special, even if it destroys my reputation.
Me: Wow. A horndog described as a martyr. *slow clap*
Cyrus: I'm eating my breakfast. My oatmeal. Your comment made me almost laugh the oatmeal out of my mouth.
Me: My comments have that effect. Tsk tsk... Too bad it didn't come out of your nose.
Cyrus: Tsss.
MLQ3 on Tumblr!: Ramon Magsaysay Jr.'s endorsement... →
My family and I have decided to support Senators Benigno ”Noynoy” Aquino and Mar Roxas, Liberal Party candidates for president and vice president, respectively in the May 10 elections.
It is my conviction that we need leaders that are honest and trustworthy at a time when our country is in…
MLQ3 on Tumblr!: "Noynoy's Legislative Record," by... →
Noynoy’s Legislative Record by Filomeno S. Sta. Ana III Tuesday, 23 February 2010
Sta. Ana coordinates Action for Economic Reforms. This piece was published in the February 22, 2010 edition of the BusinessWorld, pages S1/4 to S1/5. Repetition does not transform a lie into a truth.
When someone types this in my chat box I'm not...
MIKO: Isa
ISA: What?
MIKO: Dalawa
MIKO: Tatlo
MIKO: Apat
MIKO: Lima
ISA: T*N**N& KA MIKOOOOOOOOO!!!
MIKO: Oh god that was good.
ISA: SHIT YOU.
WHATEVER VILLAR. All mothers will do everything to defend their kids. Don’t drag your family into this, THIS IS YOUR GAME.
Edward Cullen, where is my Edward?
“But if you ever bring her back damaged again - and I don’t care whose fault it is; I don’t care if she merely trips, or if a meteor falls out of the sky and hits her in the head - if you return her to me in less than the perfect condition that i left her in, you will be running with three legs. Do you understand that mongrel?”
- Edward Cullen to Jacob Black
Tell me,...
Nasusunog ang house ng JEJEMON
Jejemon: 2loN9 pFou!! nAxuXuNo9 uN9 hAuX aMen!,, pDeAlaH aMan pFouH kAy0U nG bOumBerOx!! [Translation: Tulong po!! Nasusunog ung bahay namin!.. Padala naman po kayo ng bumbero!!]
Bumbero: WTF?! *bura ng message*
